Feed the Actresses PLEASE

WHY WHY WHY...does Hollywood equate starvation with TALENT and require it of its minions?!?


THIS is what eating disorders REALLY look like. (warning: graphic link)

KEIRA...YOU NEED FORCE FEEDING...


and YOU JENNA JAMESON.... COLLAR BONES AND FAKE BOOBS ARE NOT SEXY!!!!


AND WHY COURTNEY WHY...you may be crazy but YOU CAN EAT and BE NUTS AT THE SAME TIME....

Tuesday Musings Etc Etc Etc

There no gays in Iran. Or the Catholic Church. Good to know!

Read the transcript of our little tin-plated dictator puto here!

Dario Franchitti enters the NASCAR fray.

How many joints in a medical marijuana prescription? Talk to the cops and enter the debate. (LEGALIZE IT ...NOW!!)

SNL loses its only somwhat funny castmember, Maya Rudolph. When will this show get a bullet in the head?

Tony, mein liepschen. NEVER trust the Brits when it comes to cooking anything. EVER. Fun to watch, yes, but their "gourmet" food, even though its now receiving "Raves", for the most part, sucks. If you saw last nights NO RESERVATIONS you'll know what I mean. Crikey, Tony, I learned the meatballs ALWAYS stay apart from the spaghetti from my Italian Mother, Geraldine Bianco, in 1979. My dear sweet fantasy man, how dare you whip up carbonara with meatballs? Can we say BLECH? I love you Tony, but next time try a Batali or Bastanatich cookbook when it comes to Italian. Get the caponata from a jar like I do. No one can tell the difference. Better yet, just call me. I'll even babysit!