Mr. & Mrs. Jon Springer

Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondring in the night
What were the chances wed be sharing love
Before the night was through.

Something in your eyes was so inviting,
Something in you smile was so exciting,
Something in my heart,
Told me I must have you.

Strangers in the night, two lonely people
We were strangers in the night
Up to the moment
When we said our first hello.
Little did we know
Love was just a glance away,
A warm embracing dance away and -

Ever since that night weve been together.
Lovers at first sight, in love forever.
It turned out so right,
For strangers in the night

It Ain't My Fault! (did I do that?)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....."That wasn't my cocaine" will go down in infamy with great one liners such as "Saddam has weapons of mass destruction" and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". Rule #1: They are NEVER YOUR DRUGS, youre just "holding them for a friend"...and is she actually claiming she was wearing "someone else's pants"?!?

D'OH!!! Seeing the SIMPSONS movie at midnight! Sleep be damned!!

Oh, god...how can I not post about DEATH KITTY!! AKA the Grim Rea-purrrrr... Then again I cant agree more with how nice the sound of a sweet purr would be if it were the last thing you hear as you were fading away.

Had a fun ass rehearsal last night for AMERICAN MIDOL. Todd, you are TOO funny, my friend...too funny. The CA sketch will knock 'em dead, I'm tellin' ya.

Three words: THE HUMAN FLOOR

Off to Jon's wedding tomorrow! The plan is to take 3431 Xanax on the plane so I can sleep until I arrive at the Inn and arrive refreshed so I can down bottle after bottle of booze until I look like this at the end of the weekend.
Until then!!!

I wont go! No! No!

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no.
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.

I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

I’d rather be at home with ray
I ain’t got 70 days
Cos there’s nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway

Didn’t get a lot in class
But I know it don’t come in a shot glass

They’re tryin to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.

JEEEZ TRY WEED ALREADY...GIVE UP THE BOOZE...AND BLOW...PLEASE....

Happy Monday, eh?

COUNTDOWN TO JON'S WEDDING - 6 days
COUNTDOWN TO LIVER FAILURE - 9 days
COUNTDOWN TO AMERICAN MIDOL - 16 DAYS

-Tammy Faye goes to the big mascara tube in the sky. I admire her bravery in both her fight against cancer, having the balls to go on tv 48 hours before she died, and her unending compassion for persons with HIV/AIDS, especially in the early 80's, when even saying the word AIDS was taboo. However I can't help but think of the millions of dollars she and her felon husband (s) pilfered "in the name of God".

-Praise the Lord, Part II: BIG news about Bill & Betty Holland....

my somewhat-alter-ego...but more on that soon...want to keep a few things under the hat, for now. But do join us at Under St. Marks tomorrow for a quick visit!

-Professional sports referees MUST be regulated. Its beyond insane that out of the four major sports in this country, only MLB and the NHL pay their referees a yearly salary. Not keeping referees on the league's payroll is like having an open door at a bank vault and puts the sports at a very high risk, as we have seen, for game-fixing, point shaving, and fraud.

-F1 race at Nurburgring! Holy cow, (hopefully this link works) you've never seen hysterical until you watch 7 Formula 1 cars, 800 HP and 18000 RPM, with BALD racing tires, fly off the same rain-drenched corner one after the other, and pile into each other as if a 5 year old were throwing Matchbox cars! Luckily no injuries, but Liuzzi almost took out the pace car. After the mess and a slew of tire changes, Fernando Alonso (pictured, left) gets the win for McLaren. If the link doesn't work simply youtube search "F1 July 22 2007"

-Scott Dixon is the hottest driver in any racing class, taking his 3rd win in a row at Mid-Ohio.

And I hope Harry Potter was printed on recycled paper. Not counting on it, though.