Saw BB KING and Rev. Al Green at the Garden last night!! Totally amazing and a 100% RAWK!!! Finally, after all this time, I heard Lucille...baby the thrill is NOT gone....

MTA, you Suck. I mean it, You Suck. I was the only train to go through the tunnel at Qboro and its a damn good thing I dont get claustrophobic on the new N trains or they'd have hauled me off to the loony bin. a 20 minute trip took 90 minutes and at least I got here! Some folks were 3 hours late and most didnt even bother coming in today.

Robby Gordon, you're a massive douchebag. Lewis Hamilton wins, again, and Fernando Alonso goes WAAAAAAAA.....

Barry Bonds, congrats. To the guy who caught the ball....well...this is a scream if you're a Yankee fan:

SAN FRANCISCO -- As he high-fived other fans, New Yorker Matt Murphy, 22, slid the ball into the back pocket of his plaid Bermuda shorts. "Glad to be here, man," Murphy told KNTV's Daryl Hawks on his way out of AT&T Park. A team of San Francisco police officers moved in, extracted Murphy from the crowd, and quickly led him through a tunnel and into a secure room. "Murphy and a friend were en route to Australia and in San Francisco for a one-day layover, a Giants spokesman said. They purchased tickets just before the game. He and the friend, dressed in New York Yankees regalia, were razzed by nearby Giants fans. "Hey, this isn't New York!" one shouted. Murphy and his friend just laughed it off before settling into their seats. Murphy declined to make himself available to the media.

Some Wedding Pix Part I

Mr. & Mrs. Jon Springer

Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondring in the night
What were the chances wed be sharing love
Before the night was through.

Something in your eyes was so inviting,
Something in you smile was so exciting,
Something in my heart,
Told me I must have you.

Strangers in the night, two lonely people
We were strangers in the night
Up to the moment
When we said our first hello.
Little did we know
Love was just a glance away,
A warm embracing dance away and -

Ever since that night weve been together.
Lovers at first sight, in love forever.
It turned out so right,
For strangers in the night

It Ain't My Fault! (did I do that?)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....."That wasn't my cocaine" will go down in infamy with great one liners such as "Saddam has weapons of mass destruction" and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". Rule #1: They are NEVER YOUR DRUGS, youre just "holding them for a friend"...and is she actually claiming she was wearing "someone else's pants"?!?

D'OH!!! Seeing the SIMPSONS movie at midnight! Sleep be damned!!

Oh, god...how can I not post about DEATH KITTY!! AKA the Grim Rea-purrrrr... Then again I cant agree more with how nice the sound of a sweet purr would be if it were the last thing you hear as you were fading away.

Had a fun ass rehearsal last night for AMERICAN MIDOL. Todd, you are TOO funny, my friend...too funny. The CA sketch will knock 'em dead, I'm tellin' ya.

Three words: THE HUMAN FLOOR

Off to Jon's wedding tomorrow! The plan is to take 3431 Xanax on the plane so I can sleep until I arrive at the Inn and arrive refreshed so I can down bottle after bottle of booze until I look like this at the end of the weekend.
Until then!!!