Larry King Sucks
I mean,we all knew that, right? How he owes the Forge restaurant $50,000 for his never-paid tab? How he sucks people's ass at the drop of a penny?
How he kept interrupting THE FREAKING BEATLES last night? Jesus, I was surprised Paul didn't break out a 'jazz cigarette' and just fire it up he was so frustrated with the asinine questioning. Larry, you're old, nobody cares, and GIVE IT UP YOU COOT. YOU SUCK. Bad. No, I wont loan you $50. No, I wont watch your show. Nobody cares, Larry. Just shut up and go away.
At least Paul and Ringo look great. (Paul, perhaps, looks a little yummier than he should at 65)