Bollocks! Its Friday!

Crikey!! Call Pete and Kate! Bring on the party!

Great article here about Chris Benoit, the pro wrestler who murdered his family before taking his own life, and the immediate blaming of "steroid rage" with little or no proof thereto.

The Spice Girls are reuniting. Rik is already drooling. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton smokes Maui Wowie to escape the horrors of her time as a prison bitch.

Next week in the blog world: tackling the idiocy of "freegans", vegans who eat only discarded food. As if eating no animal products weren't enough, now you have to eat and live off other people's garbage in order to lead an "ethical" life. When are these "lunatics" going to be "declared incompetent" or realize they can get "diseases" and "sick" from eating trash?

Enjoy the weekend. Wish I had time to see movies like SICKO and RATATOUILLE but alas we have a read thru and then much needed social time with Mel and Buffy, and brunch on Sunday with Bubbe and Kenny (FYI, gents, the Concert for Diana starts at noon on VH1!! You'd better get it on your cable...)

Hugh Laurie? Yes, please.

Dear Dr. House. Whenever I see you on TV I get raging goosebumps and a tingly, warm, semi-orgazmic feeling rolls all through my aching pores. Is there anything you can do (with your clothes off)to help me? Thanks and purr ---

Larry King Sucks

I mean,we all knew that, right? How he owes the Forge restaurant $50,000 for his never-paid tab? How he sucks people's ass at the drop of a penny?
How he kept interrupting THE FREAKING BEATLES last night? Jesus, I was surprised Paul didn't break out a 'jazz cigarette' and just fire it up he was so frustrated with the asinine questioning. Larry, you're old, nobody cares, and GIVE IT UP YOU COOT. YOU SUCK. Bad. No, I wont loan you $50. No, I wont watch your show. Nobody cares, Larry. Just shut up and go away.

At least Paul and Ringo look great. (Paul, perhaps, looks a little yummier than he should at 65)

Random Bloggorific Thoughts on a Steamy Tuesday

-iPhone: Wait a year and it will be free with a new 2 year AT&T Contract. Though they are cheaper than a laptop.

-I posted new pictures on FLICKR... check 'em out if you dare.

-STOMACH ROT must be going around town. I had it Th-Fri-Sat; my friend Leonard caught it Sat-Sun, therefore postponing a Pride brunch I was looking forward to over the weekend. Thanks, all you virus-laden tourists, for coughing all over our subway system and allowing me to gain what felt like 5 dress sizes due to my distended abdomen.

-working on a few new sketches for the PUNCH 59 show AUGUST 7TH!

A great article here on the Beatles on the heels of the 40th anniv. of Sgt. Pepper and the anniversary of John & Paul's first meeting

-temping at a lovely place, lovely people, great vibe, and no shootings 2 blocks away....at least, none that I know of.

-PAUL, RINGO, Yoko, and Olivia Harrison on Larry "Loan me Fifty Dollars" King tonight!

-BONG HITS 4 JESUS .... how about BONG HITS FOR SCOTUS?

MORE TO COME...